THIS^ This is the only answer.

Dear Toyota, please build me a Taco with the Prius plug-in drivetrain.

Well played

The answer is always Ford EcoSport.

Says the dude with 4 shades of pink in their avatar

Can I interest you in an R63?

“The 2019 Dodge Journey, it’s mildly better than public transport.”

BUT, they’re still competitive and offer downright insane performance options.

...However, what may be surprising is that only one of Chevy’s models, the Crosstreck, also made CR’s list of most reliable cars.

Tom, you’re the best thing about Jalopnik

I think we should call SUVs stationwagons and CUVs hatchbacks.

Maybe I think your kid John has a stupid-ass name. Does he deserve to be ridiculed?

Gives her child a stupid-ass name.

How important was the color of you drier when buying it? Remember, most people are buying an appliance when they buy a car.

You know what stopped me from buying a Caddie 2 years ago? The instrument panel looked like it was from 1995.

I will forever tout the virtues of that glorious refrigerator on wheels.

The Flex is a damn good looking car. Especially in the Titanium trim!

I remember something that someone else said on Jalopnik awhile back about the Freestyle/Taurus X. “It’s like Ford sat down and said ‘what if we made the Subaru Outback, but it were worse in every way?’”

Proof that not everyone can make an Outback omelette... the ingredients are there... but.

Whiskey