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Wait, she hasn't released an actual album yet? Man she really screwed herself over.

This is a hilarious dunking on of Bill Maher’s doppleganger

Frank Grimes is out.

Have you had the Garlic version of Crystal’s? It is amazing and even better than the original recipe. It may be the best “table” hot sauce I’ve ever had

Have you had the Garlic version of Crystal’s? It is amazing and even better than the original recipe. It may be the

Hey Zack, does this mode have rubberbanding and throttling like most other GTA online racing modes?

So he’s boring in fan fiction and in real life. Goddamn.

People really pay that much for an estimated 14mpg/23mpg vehicle? I guess you’ll look trendy locally then.

First of all, can the Federal Felon even vote legally? I need him to answer expeditiously.

Playing Rocket League is a risk for me and I have pretty good internet. A 1v1 fighting game? Hard no thanks.

Wendy Koopa wouldn’t have even made this ‘joke’.

Uh oh, he sholl told me...

White nationalists are not the best or the brightest. These are people with a lot of problems. They’re bringing drugs. They’re committing crimes. They’re bad people, folks. Through and through.

But, but, but Billy Porter is an icon! Yaaaaaassss qween!

So this only adds to my theory that white women in this century are the largest bloc of swing voters in these “United” States so far

Remember when Snoop beat that murder charge? That was before some of his kids were born, so is that off limits? Snoop, sometimes discretion is the better part of valor, ESPECIALLY when you add nothing to the conversation. I know from experience.

+1 kiss from a rose

You’d be qwhite surprised. Angry, bitter mediocre white men are essentially Legion (or Hydra, or Herpes Simplex II, Medusa’s hair or pick any apt descriptor) at this point in history.

Of Hope?

Not everyone is cut out to be a head coach or a leader like that. Here’s my logic and reasoning:

The Kansas City Chiefs represent the great state of Missouri.