Susan B. Anthony would be proud.

Keep Austin Weird and White is the original slogan

It’s not a perfect solution, but damn it, I think this is a noble gesture.

Does Kanye want to be associated with HSV-2? Only if he hires Michael Rapaport based on that picture.

He also called himself Vino in his later playing days, so does that somehow cancel that out? /s

Well driving through SF is some wack shit too, so I think you’re on to something.

Half of ALL marriages end in divorce, so odds were kinda against them in a way.

Sounds about white.

Nailed it.

Ok this is funny

I feel like he did give it to intended recipients. I mean, strip clubs are where the working single mothers and the struggling college students are, right? /s

For the TL;DR crowd: him throwing a bit of money at black businesses and shared religious beliefs are the reasons that he picked up these endorsements.

Odell definitely seems like a functioning cokehead. He seems to be the type that goes to the bathroom to ‘party’ every so often.

Thank god EA isn’t on this. That is their wheelhouse, after all. 

An Adam Sandler movie where he and a motley crew save the world through video games like a Futurama episode.

Major League Grifter

Here is the accepted definition of homophobia:

This may be a GREAT argument (yeah, the circumstances, I know, I know) for why abortion should be legal.

You people? That’s hella racist. You’re mad cause I’m calling it like it is. Gayor Pete Bootygang is pretty much Senator Travers from Futurama and bland af. Which makes him the ideal candidate for America’s presidency post Agent Orange to the white moderate.

The problem with the ambition of being a president is that you will be exposed on shit that you actually don’t do. So they are absolutely right on calling out the Log Cabin Republican who has CLEARLY demonstrated that he has no interest in advancing causes that are essential to everyday people living in this country.…