Yea, but worse than candy corn? Worse than those Valentine’s day hearts made out of chalk?

I heard an interesting line a while ago: “Everything is about sex, except for sex. Sex is about power.”

If going down the stairs is so hard, why doesn’t he just install an El Evator?

No article about the activities of Ken Paxton would be complete without a mention that he was indicted for securities fraud nine months after being elected Attorney General.

Like I'm going to listen to the opinion of someone who goes to the airport to watch a movie.

Boyz 2 Men has to be the winner.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

Are Seahawks fans quickly becoming the #BestFansInBaseball of the NFL?

Lisa Lopes Says She Was Offered $200,000 To Not Throw A Match

Jesus fucking Christ. Just find new coaches. Quit recycling the same shitty people. Stupid risk averse league.

“We weren’t hiring a line cook here – we were hiring a head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles...”

Why is it always about race with these cops?

Well there’s an officer who’s never stepping out of his patrol car again.

Really has to be a car where chrome is in the rest of the design language:

It is like a redneck’s Bugatti, then.

Sad that none of the other boys stepped in to help. It’s almost as if they were waiting for their cue.

Friend, Everyone knows the future is in tactical hotdogs. I have mine equipped at all times.

Chris Harris is a journalistic hero. Successful, honest, and entertaining.

Other Class One misdemeanors in Virginia include animal cruelty, sexual battery, and aiming a firearm at someone. This is how the state regards people who drive over 80 mph.

Jesus, I thought CA was bad. And jail for speeding is bullshit.