Also got busted by Dad, as I was spanking it. Complete bust with me just standing there dick in hand.

Just what we need, a rivalry between east coast and west coast crappers

I’m just imagining him holding court with the international press for a couple of weeks.

There’s a subtle thing here that’s especially lovely: Pop’s the US Men’s National coach for the rest of Trump’s term. And that fucking RULES.

Same reason I wear my Mike Vick jersey when I take my terrier to the dog park.

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...