Yo but, Rihanna isnt out baking apple pies with like 20,000 “it girls” and then having it documented by someone obviously hired by her to take these pictures of just a “casual night with my 30 best girlfriends!!!!!”

My source of strength is secret labia hickies. [crown emoji]

Please, I know exactly what constitutes the tube that is lodged in my buns.

This was magnificent. Thank you.

Also, it legitimized answering the phone, “wassssssssaaaaaaaaaa”.

Same. I was fairly pissed:

I still don’t understand why these movies aren’t in IMAX 3D...can someone please explain?

Very nice. As a former Sub ELT, I was prepared to offer up a scathing critique, but a very balanced, well written piece, totally lacking in any cliché or hyperbole. The one thing I always tried telling people is that you will never know another person(maybe even your wife), the way that you know a person you spent two…

GIRL YOU CAN HAVE THAT TINY LITTLE NERD

What a great and informative Q&A—thank you for sharing all of this!

I was in the nuclear submarine force for 8 years. This dude is spot on. We used to tell people the best way to understand Sub life was to watch Down Periscope and Office Space and maybe Waiting. Specifically, the show your balls game to other people and then call them gay for looking at your balls. Just a normal day.

10. Movies like The Hunt for Red October and Crimson Tide look so real but are full of holes. If you want to know what it’s like on a submarine watch Down Periscope. I knew every character in that movie in real life.

To people asking, Trey Anastasio from Phish is on guitar in Jerry’s spot. I was at the Santa Clara shows, Trey was by far the most talented musician on stage. The rest of the band either didn’t practice for these shows, or are just old.

I was at the Santa Clara shows every thing was cool until some 7ft tall skeletor guy got in front of me and kept telling me to “take it to hoop w/ authority, young man”. Even Bill Walton was surprised George Muresan was into the dead, spoke competent english, and knew his catchphrase.

In all fairness, I saw the Dead before Jerry died, and caught the show Saturday in Santa Clara. I can tell you without hyperbole that Trey pushed everyone in that band around in a way that Jerry could only dream about. I lost count of how many times I caught Bob Weir just standing around watching him. The only one who…

You guys, my Jolie Kerr tribute band, Vinegar is Magic, is playing another show tomorrow night. As a reminder, the band consists of me singing a slightly off pitch rendition of “So Fresh, So Clean” in my shower over and over again. The show starts at 8:00pm, or whenever I get back from the gym. Nobody came last week,…

I see your black tie wedding and raise you destination wedding on a MUTHAFUCKIN FRIDAY!!!!!