The second dude’s girlfriend sounds JUST LIKE past me. I reached the ripe age of 19 without orgasm. I had had a few sex partners, and some really great sex with some of them. My high school boyfriend in particular stands out. I wasn’t un-satisfied, and had a really high sex drive, I just had never come.

Drake’s outfit in that video pissed me off SO MUCH. Come on. 2 Chainz looked awesome as always and ASAP is the best dressed man in rap right now. (Sorry Yeezy, I love you but ASAP’s got this one.) Now I just need ASAP and Rihanna to get married and make stylish little bad ass babies.

It’s everywhere in California... I think I also got it in NYC last time I was there. It says Pepino Limon on the bottle and it’s a nice light greenish color. And the most delicious Gatorade in the whole world.

BLASPHEMY.

I wish my parents would watch it but they do not do the Netflix. Sigh. My dad especially would love it.

Yes! I’m glad I’m not the only one who watched it. Although as a 26 year old unmarried female, I don’t know if I’m in their target demo.

My favorite Costco purchase is the giant bag of Peanut M&Ms that costs like $9.99.

Now, I must hotdog my cat. She will not like it.

Why wait til summer? You can not wear a bra ALL YEAR LONG! I have little itty bitties, and am pretty much at the point where I only wear a bra if you can see my nipples (like the color, not the poke-age. Poke-age is chill.) through my shirt. And even then its negotiable if I’m not at the office or around real adults.

Someone knew exactly what they were doing when they wrote this scene.

Seriously a really good idea WHY THE HELL haven’t I thought of this. Although I would probably still find some justification for also bringing a backpack. I feel lost without my backpack.

I’m not married, but I am a crier and I’m definitely going to cry at my wedding. Probably a lot. My sister sobbed loudly through her whole ceremony and her now-husband had some tears too. Same with my stepmom. And my other sister. We are a family of criers.

amazing!

But I want to watch the Raidersssss

Some friends who love to eat weird shit and spent a lot of time in Asia had an “offal party” for easter this year. The fried lamb testicles were VASTLY BETTER than any of the kidney or liver stuff they made. The blood soup was also pretty tasty. Seriously though, lamb testicles were unexpectedly really good. A lot…

I’m going to assume it was an honest mistake that Feelin Myself got left off this list.

No, you still ovulate on Mirena. I get PMS-light but none of the period blood! It’s kind of the best.

Same, but I wasn’t stoned, I was just 11 and SUGAR. I’ve always loved sour stuff

Haha gross, but cheese is basically mold anyway.

Oh I have one! One of the first times my mom left my sister and I home alone, I wanted to heat up some leftover soup. I didn’t know how long to microwave it for so I asked my (slightly younger) sister. She told me ten minutes. So I microwaved the soup for ten minutes.