the myopia inherent in calling that gentle fun would require cerebral lasik to correct.

A significant number of baseball players are cordially invited to get over it. If you groove one to a hitter and he takes it deep, that’s on you. Shut up and fuck off.

Hang on, hang on, hang on... Wait...

Don’t forget Jaws “going back to review the tape of every game in the NATIONAL FOOTBAWWLLLL LEAGUE!!”

Yeah dude. If only MLB could deliver the unmatched thrills of a Texans-Jaguars Thursday night COLOR RUSH game, followed by 6 days of Trent Dilfer chanting the words “the football”, Jon Gruden’s Qb camp, and Mel Kiper’s mock draft 19.0 v.1.0.3.

Yo Tom. Completely related to this article: Have a bunch of people complained about the Miller Lite ads on iOS? I can’t scroll past them in iOS Chrome without clicking them once or twice, and it’s not because I’m an alcoholic. Doesn’t happen with any other ads on Gawker.