“Honda understands the unique challenges this vehicle must face, and it does its best to overcome them, one by one.”

My parents had a 1994 Astro until last year. They replaced it with a 2004 Astro AWD.

Martin Brundle!

They spent $3.82 million to find out that they are bullshit

Gets motorboated

Don’t put pressure on the break, Simba

Boat raced?

Illinois?

I was 12 in 1998, and I stayed up all night listening to Le Mans on very primitive Radio Le Mans streaming.

Who are you, Seal?

Everything about this is deeply depressing

You can’t suffer permanent brain injuries here, this is the War Room!

Nice Price or Crack Pipe?

It’s very 80s in a pleasing way

Yakety all the saxes!

Yep you’re a badass

You are the Jalop par excellence

God, I love it so much.

2: Jacksonville did not get an NFL franchise, it got the Jaguars

In HS my marching band did the Gator Bowl parade/halftime show every other year. Jacksonville is a sleazy pit. Paper mills smell great!