Being green while selling green. What’s not to love?

Always seemed like one of the genuine nice guys in F1, not to mention a fast and consistent driver. He deserved better than the dumpster fire McLaren has become

“Eating ass is the foundation of my

Srsly tho. Take a big dildo up the rectum from your partner

“Herb” [and mutual anal stimulation] is the healing of the nation - to paraphrase Bob Marley

Butt stuff is awesome tho

thank jesus

Puta madness!!

BRM’s H16 F1 engine (1966-1967) is the epitome of hubris

savage!

VOT ETA DAA! [literally “there is yes!” sorta]

<ignores controversy, drives off in Lada Niva>

What? People pass with brakes locked all the time. Please get someone who understands racing to write for you

Protip: say “gasoline” when you mean gasoline and gas when you mean natural gas

Unityyyy

this is the kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism that keeps me coming back to Deadspin.

Duuuude. Jules Bianchi. I want him to say this to Jules’ parents’ faces

would be epic

i been drinkin an’ smokin hold this shit cause I really can’t focus

I want to import a Niva