I know the Kim K angle gets more clicks, but this part of the interview really got me:

It doesn’t have a clock, nor does [it] have an audible alarm, so you’ll need to use it in conjunction with another alarm clock, or more likely, your phone alarm.

It doesn’t have a clock, nor does [it] have an audible alarm, so you’ll need to use it in conjunction with another…

I got so frustrated when Lifehacker was encouraging people to throw Amazon shipping bags into the trash, when in actuality they can be recycled, you just have to drop them off at the grocery store.

My living room beats the cinema.

The Notebook, which from what I recall from my ten-millionth viewing roughly a week ago, is actually a great film.

And just the other week they did the same thing with Malia Obama.

It’s one thing to hear the same pop song on the radio and slowly grow to like it. It’s totally different when you are being forced to listen to the exact same set of songs for months or years on end. When I worked retail I had to listen to the same exact 80s playlist every day for over a year. And yes, it did slowly…

So if a judge believes things happened the way SHE says they did, he’ll be broke but still on the hook to pay her no-doubt very costly lawyer’s fees.

The tattoo is fake. Check out Camila Mendes’ most recent instagram story.

The people who don’t want to waste ten minutes of their 30-min lunch spent driving to and back from Jimmy John’s.

It’s obvious from what happened this week that we I still have a lot of work to do.

This is not an issue to be fucked around with because the next suicidal person could decide to take people with them.

He was driving me crazy this morning with all his non-answers and unrelated stories, especially after Meghan called him out for being inauthentic. Joy asked him at least three times what the Democratic party was going to do about families separated at the border and he couldn’t think of one thing to say.

I dunno, Pink still loves to slut shame women to this day.

I’m the same. I try to stay informed, but in order to stay sane I don’t read his tweets, look at pictures of him, or speak of his name. I copied Whoopi, who calls him “the guy in the white house.”

“A casual flex to say that she’s on a texting basis with Lorde and Grande, but that’s neither here nor there. Halsey makes a good point here...”

Have you gotten a short cappuccino before? They don’t advertise that size option, but it’s available.

I still think it’s crazy how every mascara commercial has that little disclaimer that the model is wearing lash inserts. Like, even with that warning, how do they get away advertising a product with images that are impossible to recreate using said product??

No. No. No. No. Nooooooo. This is not an ally. He explicitly stated that he believes marriage is between a man and a woman. Remember what Maya Angelou said: “When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.”

Chen argued the post was taken out of context, though according to NBC News, Grindr executive Landon Rafe Zumwalt still stepped down in protest.