Dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the earth.

That’s me with my friend’s baby. I’m super happy for her, obviously, but I can’t get that worked up about the fact that his two front teeth came in.

No, but that does sound amazing.

I will always love Felicity (just like I will always have a crush on Scott Speedman), but the last few episodes kind of ruined it for me, and forever made me skeptical of JJ Abrams.

Thank you. That was actually really interesting! Yet another thing the U.S. is behind on....

Literally the first sentence of this article says there is a NEW profile on Jon Hamm from Esquire. If Hamm didn’t want to talk about it, his publicist wouldn’t have OKed this line of questioning. That’s what’s up.

I don’t really understand what Apple Pay is for. I work retail for a big company and we don’t accept Apple Pay, like many, maaaany other places. Samsung Pay is the only one that works everywhere.

The answer is different for different people... but yes. Fergie famously used to be addicted to crystal meth, but she doesn’t do drugs now and still drinks.

I feel so angry about everything, and I feel so exhausted by everything.

“...Swift, whose primary audience consists of teens and tweens...”

No, it wouldn’t. Beyonce isn’t on Snapchat and teens don’t care about Oprah.

Granted, it’s been years since I read the book, but it was one of my favorites as a child and the movie felt very faithful to me. There were so many scenes from the film that brought me right back to the memories I had of reading the book. And sometimes when a character was about to say something, I’d remember what…

Grey’s did that too in the first or second season. Cristina was going to get an abortion, but ended up having an ectopic pregnancy. Shonda Rhimes said the network wouldn’t let her do the abortion storyline. But years later, after Rhimes became the most powerful person in television, Cristina got pregnant again and had…

Is that really how you’re supposed to pronounce it? I’ve always kind of said ree-uhl-tor.

Jezebel is famously NOT a feminist website. They love to call out celebrities who claim not to be feminists, but they will never refer to their website as feminist. That way they can continue to write all the snarky articles they want.

E! is going to air their red carpet coverage with a 30-SECOND DELAY to protect Ryan Seacrest from uncomfortable questions. This is bullshit.

It’s definitely not a horror film. If you don’t already know much about it, it’s best to go into the movie blind. But I’d only recommend it if you like artsy movies. It’s like Black Swan but much weirder.

So agreed about Michelle Pfeiffer!! And yeah, the marketing sure was deceptive, but I’m not sure I have a better idea for what they could have done. It’s the kind of movie that was never going to be a big hit. It probably shouldn’t have even gotten a wide release opening weekend.

I mean, there’s so many metaphors you can draw from that movie, and I haven’t even mentioned anything from the Bible yet. I just think it was a brilliant piece of art.

Ridiculous punctuation aside, mother! is one of the most heartbreakingly honest movies about the planet/human race that I’ve ever seen. It tackles war, climate change, poverty, women’s rights, and so much more in a wholly unique way, with a strong performance by Jennifer Lawrence at the center. I really don’t get the…