I know this article is a joke, but if the title of this post has been about a woman, you wouldn’t think that’s an okay joke to make.

Same. To me, Barbie was just a toy. I never compared her plastic body to my own body, and I never thought of what she’d look like as a proportional real-live woman.

I agree with what you’re saying, but I still think she could have tried harder as a journalist to, I dunno, Google the name of the model whose picture she chose to put on the cover of her magazine.

The model’s apology sounds sincere, but seriously, the editor is still blaming her mistake on other people.

Wow. I didn’t know that about their wedding. I’ve only watched the last couple seasons.

Unfortunately, most of the Atlanta housewives are slightly homophobic. Remember when they all made fun of Kim Fields’ husband? The only one who didn’t participate was Cynthia.

The famous celebrities on his show are vulnerable???

No BD Wong, but your other wish came true: Chris Pine was just cast as Mr. Murray.

Exactly. A lot of actors are more comfortable playing a character than they are in their own skin.

Chelsea Handler is one of the most successful women in an extremely male-dominated field (comedy). She uses her platform as a talk show host to shed light on a wide variety of political and social issues, and she frequently interviews (besides just the regular actors and comics) politicians, scientists, and people…

Well, it’s not just you. I had to turn the show off for that very same reason.

Wow, that is a huge effing deal. That does make me feel better, thanks for posting.

I’m really happy for all of you that love Southwest, but as someone who gets extremely claustrophobic on flights and HAS to sit in the aisle seat, I can’t ever fly with them. It’s just too stressful having to worry about what seat I’m gonna get.

You couldn’t be more wrong. Did you somehow miss the episode where Carrie tries to take out a loan to buy her apartment and is denied? She made a decent salary, but spent it all on clothes and going out to dinner. Carrie basically lived month to month and had no savings whatsoever.

Oooh, snarking and speculating about other women’s bodies... a great feminist pastime.

“She is not baked and done — I’m not either — so let her experiment and delight in the choices she has to make, and let’s be kind to one another.” Yes, let’s.

If she bothers you that much, just unfollow her.

The Ariana-Grande-is-a-baby joke is old. Not to mention sexist. Get some new material.

Really not sure if I can keep reading Jezebel. Not that we have to be all Kumbaya/let’s get along all the time... but I feel like 90% of the articles and comments are about tearing other women down. And yes, I consider snark and sarcasm to be subtle ways of tearing someone down. I guess trolling is okay when you do it.

No, that’s not a thing. I get what you’re saying, that he’s doing it for publicity (which he totally is), but with the amount of filming he has to do, not to mention promotion, ABC is definitely paying him.