I haven’t the foggiest idea where in the Caribbean Kelly Ripa is/was, but I can tell you that most/many/all of the islands closed their air and sea borders to incoming (and therefore outgoing) traffic, so even if she wanted to leave she simply would not have been able to. Granted, she would have been given ample…

RANDOM: Karen Pence’s lipstick bugs the ever-living SHIT out of me. Doesn’t this woman have a stylist/MUA/best friend who can tell her to lay off the dark purple lip color? A nice coral or blush pink or something, anything but this. Jeezeonbread...

Ironically, Grenada is located about 200 miles northeast of Venezuela. That proximity weighs on everyone’s mind every time the U.S. starts saber-rattling about Maduro.

To clarify: the western hemisphere I am referring to is the general geo-political-cultural grouping (also known as The Americas). I don’t know that Germany (Merkel) or even England (May) is considered to be in the western hemisphere.

I see Kanye’s “let’s piss off the black folks” schtick has now extended to “let’s piss off everyone else and achieve Level 10 Asshole status”.

I would love Jezebel to acknowledge the record-breaking achievement made by Mia Mottley, the prime minister-elect of Barbados. Yesterday, Mottley’s party (the BLP) won all 30 of the country’s parliamentary seats. This win makes Mia Mottley the first female head of government in Barbados and the only sitting female…

Ye gods how I miss Jon Stewart.

Irma hit islands in the Carribean early Wednesday with winds blowing 185 miles per hour causing major damage in Barbados and Antigua

Famous Rebas: Amy Schumer; Lena Dunham; Jezebel readers.

Ditto.

Honestly, my takeaway from this hand-holding ramble is that Macron has achieved 100% score in the Masterclass in Trolling Trump’s Handshake. He succeeded in making Trump so uncomfortable it’s going to be ages before he tries that grab-jerk bullshit with someone else.

Newsflash #1 - your country is NOT the safest in the world.

I was just coming here to say this. Alcohol on the street AND in your car!

Oooooh! Is that his brother? Would totally do him!

I’m 46 and just celebrated two years of coupledom with my 32-year old boyfriend. We were both regulars at this skeezy bar/pub, but with different days and times (I was Fridays after work, he was Saturday after football). We met at that bar on a Sunday evening and bonded over a game of dominoes. Talk about romance at a…

Based on the quotes provided here, I’m guessing no editor architected this book eh?

Unrelated but legit question: why does all Trump-associated media look like complete and utter crap? Can’t he afford to hire a proper design team? Doesn’t anyone in his inner circle have a pair of eyes and sense of aesthetics? From his vodka adverts to his hideous campaign “logo” to this photo-composite piece of shit…

That header image is breathtaking! Swalwell has my vote and I’m not even American.

I luh you so much Masshole!

In comparison to the rest of the Caribbean, Trinidad is considered the most LBGTQ-friendly island.