I like the International Edition of your Text Book. So Much cheaper

did a sneaker write this

I mean, Alanis is leaving Jalopnik, so cut her a break man

Are we watching Jalopnik fade into the mist of internet irrelevancy? I didnt think Patrick George was that monumental but man I havent seen anything new stick to the walls and a lot of shit has been flung at em.

Will it have feathers? 

State-of-the-art renderings have shown that Los Broncos will kick your balls into outer space.

Obviously more than GM can afford. 

Sounds like the parents have a rocky relationship with that dealer now. I’m sure there’s another dealership with in a stone’s throw that they could go to, and draw attention from a salesperson, so that they can get a concrete deal on a new car.

isnt this basically a lifted Mazda 3?

No it isn’t. 

People: I won’t get VR until people start making games for it.

Can we get a custom VR headset that looks like this?

They already used the space back in ‘69.

Chonk-E

If we all had manual transmissions we could just down shift and save the brakes.

But how to avoid squeaking which the OEM says is normal?  Looking at you Brembo.

Pretty sure it was the GM negotiators who hard balled the negotiations asking for wage cuts and less medical coverage.

I have ideas. 

They need to make that LS shaped so it would be an easy swap into just about anything!

That matte black looks really nice, as does the rest of the car.