PLEASE SOMEONE DO AN ANALYSIS OF PORNHUB USE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THE AIRING OF THIS AD

You aren’t giving people enough credit. I think most folks can take a joke - or so we’ve been told over and over and over. “lets lynch all yall blacks DURR JUST JOKING! MAGA”

So religionists have no sense of humor?

A recent good one is The Wizard and the Prophet by Charles Mann.

Every religion and church is a pyramid scheme designed to take people’s money from them.

Speaking of power structures, I have never been able to understand why people willingly put themselves under another person’s control. Priests, pastors, bishops, etc. Religion is a false hierarchy devoid of freedom. Why don’t people want freedom? Why would anyone willingly want to be told what to do and think? I can’t…

Drugs and liquor. And some good books.

Welcome to America, where the human body, sex and life creation are shameful forbidden fruits but guns, violence, death and guilt are virtuous every day activities to be celebrated. Makes a ton of sense, huh

Raise it to the rafters

Boston sports radio spent the entire afternoon talking about James coming to the Tics btw

Its really the fault of the guy on the phone for not immediately throwing himself on the ground in full spread eagle once he saw a police officer was on-site to protect and serve him.

I have been passed beers from a random Jeep to my pal’s Jeep while going 70 mph on the highway before.....

Chicken: They should be using a fork. Chop up some chicken and say “Eat this.” If it ends up on the floor/in the hair/whatever, they get a plain waffle.

I bet if the delivery person was an attractive undocumented woman from Eastern Europe who didn’t have the proper documents she’d end up as FLOTUS

Only a real, genuine shitbag excuse for a human would tear a father away from his family. I can’t stand this

Put heavy-duty safety pins in each strap, add some gaffers tape to hold it down / keep them from futzing with it, and they can’t slide it down.

Don’t ask too much of little kids. Let them be little kids. They have their entire adult lives to eat slowly and quietly. Who actually cares if they make a mess?

all of those examples have spill or sticky/slimy components! hahaha

Baths are a great addition to the bedtime routine. Bath, Brush, Books, Bed at my house every night.

Take this further.