I am desperately trying to convince my wife to move to Australia. I think we have to wait for our parents to die first. I want out of the idiocracy.

So he’s throwing a celebration that children were murdered?

I’ve mixed it up, and instead sent some prayers and thoughts.

“God bless all of them, unless they were animals. You know what I mean. ANY HISPANICS IN THE ROOM?!”

Fucking propaganda. That article is a piece of trash. I fucking hate religion so much

I, personally, had a friend killed in a gun accident with his father’s gun.

Following the Parkland shooting, my wife tried to address the issue to some parents at in our kids class, and they wanted nothing to do with it. They didn’t even want to talk about it. They have treated her weirdly ever since too.

Fuck, Jeff. Focus on making cookies wouldja

Ugh. That’s a sad story.

Jesus. Imagine how awful Schlossberg’s childhood must have been for him to be like this. That doesn’t excuse anything he has done, but what a sad angry dude.

Maybe him and the battle rifle chick can go on a tour together. I heard there is a bus in GA they could use.

“conservative in america” = “being a whiny bitch”

Conservatives are more than welcome to leave the country if life here is too difficult for them.

He missed the “I was just joking” window

I remember once playing Civ2 for so long that when I finally stepped away to sleep, I thought my computer was somehow still accessing my brain and forcing me to play, so I ended up dismantling my computer and putting all the parts in different drawers around my room so they...couldn’t re-reform like the T1000 I…

I have YouTube Red, and am totally happy with it.

I’ve seen some that have one path with lines, and some with one path no lines. Two separate paths would certainly be ideal!

This was an audition for a job. It was clearly calculated to get her on Fox news so someone could offer her a job at a conservative think tank or news station.

I am 100 percent certain this girl is using this as a springboard to getting a job offer from a conservative think tank or the like.

Didja all see this gem