About a year ago I started saving fun ones. My new favorite:

I’m not doubting you, but am genuinely curious how your mom is sure that vaccines gave her friends MS. I have heard some of the alleged dangers, but MS was never one of them.

I get where Bill is coming from, but that’s one of those “common sense” arguments that requires some science before you get to just run it out there as valid. It also reminds me of the argument that the Voting Rights Act is no longer necessary because of how well it’s working... All the bad stuff he said we no longer…

Yes, everyone that disagrees with you is part of some massive conspiracy. That’s way more likely than you just being wrong.

Because he’s too busy hitting his wife in front of his daughter?

When you get bored, come back and watch this... it’s just like the real thing, but if they act

It’s not that they did anything wrong, but the recession absolutely hit minorities hardest

Fully understand, but it just wants to roll off the tongue. You read that someone believes contrails are really aerosol vaccines, but despite that capability the government also wants us to get shots because there’s computer chips in them. It’s just impulse to call that fucking .... you know.

I have almost entirely cut the derogatory use of the R word out of my vocabulary, but I can see how one feels almost compelled to use it discussing anti-vaxxers, so I understand why it probably had to become policy on that page.

Counterpoint: you figured out how to get painkillers out of a trip to the chiro, that’s sort of impressive.

The day after I watched Going Clear I started getting weird spam email from someone who only identified themselves as an auditor. No mention of scientology at all, but it freaked me the fuck out (and was almost certainly a coincidence).

Mine did it too, but then I minimized and then restored the window and it was fine.

Jim Crow ended roughly 50 years ago. Since then we’ve had a drug war that disproportionately jails black people despite drug use rates being the same across racial lines. Not to mention redlining through the 50s, 60s and into the 70s. You’re pretending that there’s some magical day in the past where a) people stopped…

He should have replaced Letterman.

Thanks, Obama!

Camps for a few years = enslaved for a couple centuries + murdered for learning to read + murdered for fun/looking at white people/whatever really + decades of redlining and other economic bullshit that systematically stole wealth and ensured lesser educations.

If there’s three... he’s an asshole.