Yup, and too late to edit the post. Wonder how many more times I’ll be reminded. The point stands, he could just have fallen over to his left and had a real chance to stop that. You rarely see goalies totally give up like that. Reminds me of 80s and earlier when guys stood straight up all the time.

He’s this generation’s Chris Osgood. People don’t understand how hard it is to look good behind a great team. But it really is. It’s much easier to look good behind a team no one expects to win. Look at all the love three average goalies got during their turn starting in Buffalo this year. It’s because people judge…

dammit. You’re right, of course. I played goalie my whole life. That’s my most embarassing typo ever.

I acknowledged as much in my initial question. I just wanted to star and reply to keep the question near the top (and get some answers I could read later).

I usually think the Crawford hate is overdone. He’s been very good for a very good team. But that 3rd goal last night... it was like he didn’t expect anyone to be in front of his net. He made no effort to break up the pass or to get over. I don’t get it. Every goalie lets up softies, but you rarely see an NHL goalie…

you can type in literally anything and get through. Or I guess I could call you the waaambulance.

you can type in literally anything and get through. Or I guess I could call you the waaambulance.

I’m a lawyer. And all I can tell you is that you mean LLP. Most states won’t let lawyers be an LLC (usually they have some professional LLC bullshit). I don’t know anything about criminal law though, so I’m waiting for an answer on this as much as anyone.

Cooter B. Danson, I hope.

That’s no problem. If I’m cooking, I’m almost always at least halfway through the first joint.

I won’t call the police for shit anymore. They come in shooting and whoever called ends up having to stick around and get treated like you’re part of the problem since your call made them have to do work.

I went with Mountain Dew elsewhere, but this one outdid mine for sure.

Blame us, while his mom is yelling “punch her in the fucking face” at her little demon spawn.

No, this is the Jesus that would be at Walmart

I’M ALL HOPPED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!

That’s too bad. Thanks for answering. I can never get more than 5 or 6 seasons into a franchise without deciding I want to start over with a fantasy draft. I admire your dedication.

Does Vlad sell NHL mods? I want to do this now, but I only play hockey games.

He looks a little bit like Magary, right?

I think that’s good satire. DaveR usually isn’t a crazy masshole (IIRC).

I think some people misuse the term to describe nitrous. But still, that nitrous shouldn’t be something you do after college anyway.