#IwantedtotypegofuckyourselfintoletmegooglethatforyoubutIamtoolazytoo

The comparison is valid because the NFL got itself into the criminal justice business. But, I don’t get why the NFL is operating a parallel court system and think it should stop doing so entirely exactly because it draws those comparisons (from NFL’s perspective) and because it’s a half-assed nightmare that the league…

What sports test for HGH?

The talk about standards of evidence isn’t about the report, it’s about the process. This isn’t a criminal trial, so nothing has to stand up to that standard of proof.

Of course they are also the only ones whose lives will be meaningfully impacted by it. They not only aren’t getting paid their likely meager wages, but imagine trying to get another job in New England as one of those guys now. This is funny in a lot of ways, but those guys are the only ones that shouldn’t have to bear…

You had that restraining order text a little too handy. Do you happen to either practice law or own this van?

Any chance you could expand on this? I am interested in this launcher but mostly use my phone for exchange email (and calendar, tasks, etc.), so I’m trying to gauge whether there’s anything for me in this launcher. Thanks.

I’d take my beating and collect my sizeable settlement. But even the softest guy in the NBA would beat the shit out me or you. In fact, most of the coaches, GMs and ever referees could also kick your ass. And mine too.

How long have you worked on his show?

Yeah — he has token Fox liberal written all over him.

I think Larry Bird hit a buzzer-beating game winner every time he played, though, right?

I don’t think they fired this asshole either: http://deadspin.com/espns-chris-br…

This is my favorite.

I’m with you. I’m also going to start buying A-rod merch and donating it to ... I dunno who yet. I just want him to have evidence that his jersey still sells so they have to pay him that contract that they should never have given in the first place. I’m more sick of owners constantly trying to undo their own impulse…

If only there was an easy way to answer that question.

They suspend you for doctoring the baseball.

Most of the things you named have nothing to do with football and therefore should not be the NFL’s concern. Tampering with the equipment is minor the context of real life, but so is football. This is just like taking steroids, which also isn’t a big deal outside of sports. They fucking cheated and the context sure…

Funny, I woke up today actually thinking I was wrong about this. Thinking specifically about how the NFL will likely do nothing to Brady in the absence of “hard evidence” and yet suspended Pacman and Chris Henry for arrests without convictions more than once. It’s just a clusterfuck, I guess. Football is the new…

Murder is worse than shoplifting, but we have punishments for both. What’s your point?

Still pulling hard for the craziest end to Mad Men possible — I’ve been hoping for this since the first time I saw it a couple years back: