You missed a joke from an article the same day and somehow that’s excusable but I’m supposed to brush up on your comments before posting?

It sounds like you are this happy!

It sounds like you are this happy!

Pass it? Wasn’t watching, so I don’t know if the shot clock was running out or whatever, but if not, passing it seems smarter than just handing it to LeBron.

Not driving them is mistreating them.

He’s referencing a funny twitter account. Thanks for taking it seriously.

Do you get together with the other bouncers after work to talk bouncing?

This. I use my phone for everything but get wifi at home and the office. And, around town, Time Warner has been expanding their wifi access for subscribers such that I hardly ever need mobile data anymore.

The article is making fun of how long he took. It’s tongue in cheek.

No one is assuming that. We’re just saying that any boost at all dependent only on whether your parents went to the school tends toward an elitist, less diverse campus. The article uses examples to show how much advantage is given — and it’s a significant amount.

#FirstWorldProblems

You would have got into your school anyway. This article is complaining about the people that wouldn’t have. You say the donations allow for diversity. The article points out that legacies directly reduce diversity and that that’s always been the reason they were admitted. It’s almost like you are glossing over the…

I went to school with Jansen Noyes III. Next to my dorm was Noyes hall, inside of which was the dining facility Jansen’s. That kid got laid way more than he should have.

... and I’d much rather have just had the million bucks.

I just assumed Canada was still in black and white. No?

Once ESPN realized that the die-hards were coming either way they started to do their best to arm people that don’t actually care about sports with watercooler opinions. It took me a few years, but then I stopped watching and life got better.

Yeah, in that context what good is a link to the sales figures by year on the wiki?

He did wreck his McLaren when it was his uninsured daily driver. I’m not sure what that says about him.

I’m not sure. Do you add the wanted stars to the stars used in his recruiting grades or do they cancel out? Average them?

Glossing over the Infinite Jest reference that makes up the rest of his name suggests you might have missed the joke.

Not true. The Oilers have won something before. Even if you don’t include all the draft lotteries.