I follow Shea too and I feel like sometimes he’s actively trying to see what the stupidest thing they can let him publish will be. The best part is that no matter how ridiculous it is, it’s still usually an entertaining read.

I can see that they’ve put some effort into the design, and it certainly looks nice, but I agree. It’s too expensive for what it is, for me personally at least. I store my dog’s food in a $10 storage tote with latching lid and use a regular old plastic cup as a scoop. It’s ironic that a company named SimpleHuman has…

I can see that they’ve put some effort into the design, and it certainly looks nice, but I agree. It’s too expensive…

I’m having a bit of trouble comprehending why an adult of normal IQ would need an app to help them brush their teeth.

i didn’t even know these apps existed. Or that there was a need for them. Who needs to be TOLD to brush their teeth? Why are people not just doing it at least twice a day? Before sleeping, after sleeping, mid-day as needed? Was this up for debate? Do some people really not understand how to go about it?

Clearly, I…

why would you ever need an app to remind you to brush your teeth?

Wait, what savings? And buying a cheap car means spending more money on maintenance, which isn’t included in this spreadsheet.

There aren’t enough hours in the day to work your way through school anymore. Tuition costs have risen enormously, and wages have not.

You’re thinking of Kawhi Leonard dummy.

This dude PAID $150 to get to an open gym tryout on the off chance somebody of import would notice him 3 years ago because he had a kid to feed. I mean, wow.

Simmons was my favorite new player last year. One game he pulled this ridiculous spin move to a dunk at full speed.

“Ladies call me Mr. Cranberry Pill”

“I would bust that tight pussy so hard and so often that you would leak and limp for a week,” he appeared to write in another

Most likely didn’t happen because of several fairly minor inconsistencies in their testimony, which is extremely common in robbery cases?

Yeah I liked him with the Suns and never really had this insight into his personality but what a character.

I am enormously sad he got traded. Why can’t everyone fun play for the Spurs?

Gonna miss the big croissant. Happy trails, Bobo. Thanks for the memories.

We’ll miss you BoBo...

I love this guy. Seriously.

Just don’t boil the God damn lobster.

Such an hypocrite blocking me at Facebook just because I wrote: “Just don’t boil the f... lobster”.