“I’m sorry you were offended” is one of my favorite types of non-apologies.

It’s been implied that Barron has a hard time already (shocking given how fucked up his family is) and moving his school mid-year could be especially bad for him. The Obama girls were well-adjusted and could clearly handle it. Their dad’s win was also not a huge shock. I don’t think Melania thought he’d win and I also…

Clever

I know they’re in high school, but dumping me and dating my sibling is kinda a deal breaker. Also, if I was their mom, I would have a strict no dating your brother’s exes rule because that’s just weird and a little gross.

He is super missed already every time I watch a game. The ceremony seemed like the maximum Timmy would abide.

I found the opposite. I remember an older home where she insisted on restoring the original windows even though Tarek wanted to cheap out and replace them.

The most common type of thyroid cancer has a really high survival rate (like almost 100%) and rarely comes back, so that is unlikely.

Wow! I figured she must not actually be tan because the daughter is so pale.

Well they both are gonna need their own 5000 sq ft McMansions covered in the finest gray wood laminate, so yeah.

I actually think Jo seems more actually annoyed with Chip, but legitimately and on the inside. She’s always rolling her eyes and looking perturbed in the later seasons. She seems sick of playing along. Which is funny because her church preaches subservience of wives to husbands.

They added a lot more family time shots for this most recent season. It seemed like they were trying to make them seem more likable ala Chip and Jo (to some).

Apparently NYC is one of the major cities not as badly at risk according to some study thing I’m too lazy to find. Seattle, Portland and Florida are fucked, tho.

There is very little culture or nightlife in FiDi compared to almost every other part of Manhattan (or the denser parts of the other boroughs), including ones where it’s cheaper to live. They could live cheaper in parts of Williamsburg, which is like 22 y/o finance douchebro paradise, at this price.

If you think Inwood is a sketchy, dangerous place where young people don’t want to live, maybe you’re the one who needs to get with the times.

Fitbit sucks. I am not optimistic. Their products are terribly unreliable. I think all fitness trackers are mostly garbage other than step tracking. Maybe in a few years.

Fitbit cherry picked the assets it chose to buy, knowingly fucking Pebble customers. They are not innocents. You clearly don’t know how these deals work. Though you are acting like you work for them

But it is a natural part of flopping, so...

I found synthetic thermals warmer and less gross than wool. Easier to take care of, too.

I’ve lived in Texas and NYC and spent time in upstate NY in winter. I’ll still take the bizarro 5-15 degree never ending snowtrashpile winters I had up north over months of 105 degree Texas summer. Can’t put on more clothes to fix hot.

I used to work for a health non-profit. Not sure if it’s improved, but back in my non-profit days, Locks for Love had issues with how it used its finances and how many wigs they actually gave out. Also, it’s generally not considered ideal to give children real hair wigs (vs nice synthetic ones) because they’re a lot…