“I don’t have health insurance” is not the flex you think it is, lady. 

Your partner has the palate of a 5 year old. (this is likely unfair to many 5 year-olds out there)

Yeah, the texture thing gets me.

I love how almost...gently you retell this story. People who are “picky” and or have sensory issues or just plain issues around food inspire a lot of hate and vitriol. You are a kind partner.

Consider yourself un-grayed. (Happy to do it, as this is one of the oddest stories in here.)

I remember seeing this guy on a local message board complaining that he just couldn’t find a classy, mature woman who wanted to go to a REAL restaurant ... like Olive Garden.

When I was in college I was a fan of the dinner and... date. I would make sure my date picked either the activity or the place for dinner as this would tell me something about them. One person chose Red Lobster. I mean there were tons of great places in town that were better and had more character. Also my budget…

First date. We went and got sushi, followed by a drink at a local bar. After that we went back to my apt and started to fool around on the couch. About 30 minutes into it my stomach started to bubble, so Iran to the bathroom, and thought I’d be fine after that...I was wrong. About 10 minutes later, it started to get…

This wasn’t my date, but I was at the next table over, and so I think that counts.

When the OED adopts self-own, there will be a photo of Jacob Wohl next to the definition.

This does.

Fellow Sacramentan here and I’m glad the area isn’t more well known/thought of, it keeps the region nice and laid back.

Please tell me it is the one in rittenhouse. I got accused of stealing a pair of jeans I’ve owned for at least a decade when I was on my way out after not buying anything. When I pointed out all of the obvious distress of years of wear and that they don’t even sell this style anymore the employee got all huffy. Still…

Literally the first thing that came into my mind when I read that passage was “Oh, they are the sad also-rans of the conference, like the Niners were to the Cowboys back in the ‘90's.” And it actually took me a moment to realize just how mean-spirited that comparison was.

It’s Always Petty In Philadelphia

As a 49er fan I still get giddy thinking about this exchange that happened after The Catch.

Bedbugs are also easily identified by their smugness.

That initial tweet with 9 likes and 0 retweets is now a headline story. Good job Streisanding yourself, Bret.

So to recap, Mr. “Our Society is Collapsing Because Free Speech on College Campuses is Being Threatened by Snowflakes!” is trying to get a media professor fired for a bit of criticism delivered as a harmless, pithy joke. 

Melania on that world leader thirst. She out here trying to trade in a ‘96 LeBaron with a broken soft top for a brand new Model 3. Girl, good luck with that everybody knows your credit is shit and you ain’t got no job. Be Best.