[extremely Elton John voice] get that, chonky cat

The marketing department chose the slogan - and I’m not fucking with you at all - “We are Texans.”

You know, at least when Hamlet was beefing with the rulers of Denmark, he had the decency to die at the end.

Well one does

I always look forward to this one because so many Houstonites take it seriously and get so mad that people would dare talk about how shitty their team continues to be. If it weren’t for the shitty name that everyone makes fun of they would be just as forgettable as the Tennessee Titans. 

“Pose’s triumphant finale doesn’t tie up all the storylines from its second season (hello, does Elektra still have a dissolved body in her closet?)“

Wanna play a fun game? Ask people if they remember Zima. You’ll either get nostalgic with some folks who DEFINITELY DIDN’T DO COCAINE in the mid 90-s or you’ll feel old as fuck as your 22 y/o co worker stares at you blankly.

I got more road rash from falling off a bike with training wheels. Then my Mom took us to the beach the next day because “Saltwater is good for wounds”. I was then rolled end over end by a big wave and scraped up my side again on the sandy sea bed. I’m not sure how I survived the 1970s.

Yeah it’s the Tupperware bit that gets me. And plus, it’s just manners to ask “Hey, have any drinks?”

First thing we tell people when we’re hosting is “-lists drinks and where they are located-, feel free to grab any!” for the more casual events. But for a person to just go into the fridge, without asking? Nnnrggh.…

Boston: 

Pickles, Oreos and Chocolate is unnatural and unholy. This is a cult which must be stopped. One who relishes in such confections can only be expected to pursue further illicit perversions of flavors and broken ideas.

I see your “Iron City is shit” and raise you this absolute swill from Pittsburgh:

Arnheim,

Arnheim,

That’s somethign Robin said last week on Stern when talking about the Orange Shitstain’s attacks on Baltimore, which is her hometown. Her attitude was that she wasn’t offended at all because she has no respect for that assclown, so why waste the time and energy being upset over a comment from someone you don’t care…

You have great points; I have to admit that Heston might have been a true blue libertinian/libertarian.

while i acknowledge the allegories you suggest of US race and class wars in Heston’s sci-fi films could very well be intentional, I think your categorization of his career and how it relates to his later activities is both too narrow and inaccurate.

The executive summary is: 1968-’73 weren’t his later acting years, and…

Isn't it too soon to politicize the death of the NRA? Thoughts and prayers.

Yep! Even I cannot out-snark reality.

I even got yelled at by my girlfriend for saying his music was awful.