Those circumstances would be ALL.

Maybe when the assholes start calling the cops on a white kids lemonade stand or a white family bbq or a white candidate out canvassing her constituents 

Hell, issue 56 had better end with “Batman knew Bane would try to fuck this up so they made a big show of calling off the wedding and playing along with Bane’s plan. They actually eloped in issue 48.”

Wait, hold on, their elemental powers include both wood and earth, but not, say, air? Da fuck?

I work in the film industry in Los Angeles. We are out in the sun most days. I only use spray sunscreen. The non spray stuff never gets applied evenly, is hard to transport without leaking in my backpack, and can separate if left in the sun for too long. After I made the switch to spray sunscreen I haven’t had a…

Conspiracy Theorists: Missing the black helicopters piloted by lizard men because they’re looking at a suspicious tree.

I don’t care how much of an asshole Ajit is, there is no justifying threats to his kids. I don’t care if it’s just talk. You want revenge? Make his kids ashamed of him.

Okay, so, this will piss a bunch of people off but so be it-

The super-critical tone towards vaping is annoying. Juul helped me quit smoking cigarettes without looking like I’m performing robot fellatio. 

Damn. I once ‘dragged his ass to South Bend for peanuts’ (as he put it) to speak at Notre Dame for the Sophomore Literary Festival. Spent most of a few days with him and his wife on campus. He caused chaos everywhere. He Called the old woman at the front desk of the hotel on campus and said ‘excuse me, could you help…

Especially “fuck you” to those who did it in swing states. Fuck my friends white, cis, gay male friends who are still trying to say she was as bad. (I am losing those friends as my temper flares)

This week the Supreme Court decided that it’s unconstitutional to force fake doctors to tell women the truth, but totally constitutional to force real doctors to lie to them. That’s the court we have right now. And it’s about to become so much worse.

Mario and Luigi at the Mushroom Kingdom.

Can you imagine the backlash if a woman didn’t fill a viagra prescription? Can. You. Imagine. Congress would shut down while its members fell into convulsive states.

I have ZERO sympathy for most farmers.

This wasn’t a political choice it’s a moral choice. There’s a point where political choices go so far beyond acceptable moral society norms that regular people want nothing to do with you. 

i am very much against consoles turning into streaming boxes. and thats coming from someone who advocates digital copies of games, usually over physical in most cases. the problem with streaming games is with net neutrality being all messed up against the majority’s wishes, streaming will get a LOT less accessible in…

Well, these comments are more gross and ignorant than I was expecting.

In case anyone else was wondering, the grays are just as shit as you were expecting.

Now, as awful as it that Trump has created child concentration camps in which children are ripped away from their parents and shot up with powerful drugs to pacify them like herds of industrial cattle, we could have elected a president who used a private server for official email.