bladerunner060
DoctorMoonSmash
bladerunner060
Mar 16 2019
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Once, I pulled a hot pyrex dish out of the oven, and placed it on the oven-top, on one of the metal burners. Obviously, the burner wasn’t on, but less-obviously (to me at least), the cool metal of the burner (even though it was warm-ish from the oven) was the worst possible place to put it, apparently, because Read more

Mar 16 2019
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If anyone is ever in a circumstance where they’re administering Narcan via MAD (Nasal): 1 ml per nostril. Read more

Mar 13 2019
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Celebrate 80 years of history by watching one of the worst versions of the character to be put on screen!

Mar 4 2019
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Fun trivia: I think you’re right, and I thought so when I made this! But when I googled “Wendy’s Frosty” the google summary of the menu page said: Read more

Feb 28 2019
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I’m somewhat surprised that Arizona is higher on the list than California. I moved from AZ to CA, and I work in EMS, and I’ve run so many pedestrians struck since I moved here... and pedestrians struck are pretty much never going to be minor calls. The crosswalk system (and lights in general, honestly) in CA are ridicu Read more

Feb 25 2019
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The huge disparity in sentencing seems pretty messed up. 

Feb 20 2019
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All I care about is : when will there be gluten free thin mints? I will spend $100 dollars a year on gluten free thin mints, no matter how they're sold. 

Feb 20 2019
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That’s super duper illegal, though of course getting to fight it will be a nightmare.

Feb 14 2019
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Why isn’t he being busted for kiddie porn, just generally? The obvious sexual nature, I feel like, is somewhat more important--especially given he’s a teacher--than the “mere” invasion of privacy part?

Feb 13 2019
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Why is the header image reversed? The insignias are weirdly on the wrong side. 

Jan 28 2019
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Heh. I immediately also thought of little moppet Hitler and his “struggle”. Read more

Jan 9 2019
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Maybe Jimmy made some kind of off the cuff comment about that time Jerry was dating an underage girl, and Jerry took offense? Read more

Dec 29 2018
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The thing Black Mirror doesn’t get its that bleak endings are unsatisfying as a general rule. And the more you invest in something, the more unsatisfying it is. Read more

Dec 20 2018
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Would you like to swing on a star...... 

Nov 29 2018
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Not-Chik’n Soup. I’m sick. 

Nov 15 2018
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What a shock, there isn't a magic bullet to security! 

Nov 10 2018
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Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos."

Oct 25 2018
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In a similar sort of situation, there’s the Resusci-Anne face, based off the death mask of a poor woman who drowned in the Seine. The continuing education courses I teach and have to attend always still have them even after all this time: Read more

Oct 24 2018
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Again, though, I’m not seeing anything groundbreaking in that. I’m seeing “People like it”. Which is fine! But Reifenstahl would be nothing but a footnote if it weren’t for the fact that she pioneered things. I don’t see that for Allen. Read more