Once, I pulled a hot pyrex dish out of the oven, and placed it on the oven-top, on one of the metal burners. Obviously, the burner wasn’t on, but less-obviously (to me at least), the cool metal of the burner (even though it was warm-ish from the oven) was the worst possible place to put it, apparently, because…

If anyone is ever in a circumstance where they’re administering Narcan via MAD (Nasal): 1 ml per nostril.

Celebrate 80 years of history by watching one of the worst versions of the character to be put on screen!

Fun trivia: I think you’re right, and I thought so when I made this! But when I googled “Wendy’s Frosty” the google summary of the menu page said:

I’m somewhat surprised that Arizona is higher on the list than California. I moved from AZ to CA, and I work in EMS, and I’ve run so many pedestrians struck since I moved here... and pedestrians struck are pretty much never going to be minor calls. The crosswalk system (and lights in general, honestly) in CA are ridicu…

The huge disparity in sentencing seems pretty messed up. 

All I care about is : when will there be gluten free thin mints? I will spend $100 dollars a year on gluten free thin mints, no matter how they're sold. 

That’s super duper illegal, though of course getting to fight it will be a nightmare.

Why isn’t he being busted for kiddie porn, just generally? The obvious sexual nature, I feel like, is somewhat more important--especially given he’s a teacher--than the “mere” invasion of privacy part?

Why is the header image reversed? The insignias are weirdly on the wrong side. 

I mean schadenfreude and hahaha, but:

Heh. I immediately also thought of little moppet Hitler and his “struggle”.

Maybe Jimmy made some kind of off the cuff comment about that time Jerry was dating an underage girl, and Jerry took offense?

The thing Black Mirror doesn’t get its that bleak endings are unsatisfying as a general rule. And the more you invest in something, the more unsatisfying it is.

Would you like to swing on a star...... 

Not-Chik’n Soup. I’m sick. 

What a shock, there isn't a magic bullet to security! 

“Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos."

In a similar sort of situation, there’s the Resusci-Anne face, based off the death mask of a poor woman who drowned in the Seine. The continuing education courses I teach and have to attend always still have them even after all this time:

Again, though, I’m not seeing anything groundbreaking in that. I’m seeing “People like it”. Which is fine! But Reifenstahl would be nothing but a footnote if it weren’t for the fact that she pioneered things. I don’t see that for Allen.