This is the article that finally triggered our poor troll. Dismiss and flag away everyone!

Speaking as a lawyer, this is one of the stupidest things I’ve seen on Jez. You may think the institution of marriage is obsolete, and rotthat’s 100% fair, but much of our legal system is currently based on that institution, and even bullshit marriages have very real responsibilities. For example, making medical…

Yet even though green card marriages are harder to pull off, people do it all the time and get away with it. Doing this for one of America’s 11 million undocumented immigrants would be a bigger act of love than a garish wedding could ever be. The extra effort would be worth it to the immigrant whose sudden…

My best friend’s parents have this retro poster in their kitchen.

After this last election, I find myself being uncomfortable with about a third of the people in the United States. There’s probably a correlation with the third mentioned here and the third I’m referring to.

The world needs more Jerry Orbach gifs. You’re doing the lord’s work.

Once Clinton was chosen, the game was set. Ensuring the worse option in hopes of ‘teaching a lesson’ didn’t work in 2000 (vote count shenanigans notwithstanding), and it isn’t going to do anything now.

Srsly. That’s the snowflakiest response I’ve seen lately - white, cold, and melting down under pressure.

Hey, that’s a really good response, thanks!

I think it’s an interesting indicator because Trump did not win the popular vote, and did not win the vote of any racial minority group. And a lot of people feel that the electoral college should have stopped him, because of these things, and because stopping people who rise with the type of rhetoric that he did was…

Does considering Trump a legitimate president count as a racial bias? What a weird world we live in. I’d count him as legitimate even if I voted against him and continue to work against his policies.

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One thing this last 6 months has shown...is that just how much of our governance is simply tradition. Qualified people wouldn’t do such things because it would hurt their reputation.

This is almost as bad as when they took this guy’s vanity plate away.

THIS! I have family, on my moms side, who used to do these very jobs. Most of the men worked in a chicken processing plant, though there were some out west who picked fruit (how does anyone think we got fruit before mass migration, especially back before the 70s when it was SUPER hard to get in?).

It’s one thing to complain about political posts appearing where they’d normally not belong. That is a reasonable comment. But you blathered on, saying that you were tired of negative stories about Trump. You then ordered the community to “stop crying” and “get over it,” (which is a refrain that is also getting…

I’m sure they’ll post a “positive” Trump story just for you . . . assuming there’s ever one to report.

I like how Obama is still “President Barak Obama” and Trump gets “the Trump administration”... I’m fairly confident I can go a whole four years without calling him the P-word. He should just be thankful we’re still capitalizing his name.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

People above have (rightly) called you out for the heartless tone of this post, but allow me to just mention the holes in your analogy. If you’ve robbed a bank, then obviously the police would like you to face justice. If, however, you’re also the sole witness to a murder, then quite often the police will refrain from…