We should just go ahead and call this Orson Scott Card Syndrome. It seems to be spreading.

That is crazy! The same thing basically happened to me. My wisdom teeth went the day before (top and bottom, right side). I went with my buddy to the midnight release, to get our preordered copies of Borderlands 2, and got my wisdom teeth yanked the next day. I agree, it was the worst pain I ever felt.

Are you kidding me? I don't even know where to start with you. First of all, she wrote an obituary, which needed to be written in the present. Also, if you think all of this crap doesn't affect someone's present then you certainly have not had to deal with any of this, or, you're in complete denial.