I mean, it's a nice dream, but how could it happen? The wronged party would have to know the delay was caused by bullshit, then sue the bullshitter.

People do not understand the purpose of 911. It’s not to use an ambulance as a cab, and it’s not to hassle people who haven’t actually done anything suspicious or wrong.

I agree. There are many circumstances spray is seriously better.

A) Your tone trolling is rather foolish, and you know nothing about me. Don’t confuse “pointing out you’re being a buffoon” with “being mad”. They’re rather different.

We really need to get this straight, because you making shit up and then me pointing out where you’re transparently lying is a waste of time and just makes you look bad.

Just to be clear: You are assigning an argument to people that isn’t true, then arguing against that position rather than the real one, and when called on it you claim I’m ignoring your “merits”.

I do know what it means. You clearly don’t, or are just lying.

Ah, so this is again you applying what you want to think about someone who disagrees with you. Check.

Except “holding traditional conservative values” is not the issue, so...don’t make shit up and apply it to people? It’s called a “strawman” and, while it may make you feel better to do so, it also makes you look like an idiot. 

MLK advocated explicitly that people be judged not for the color of their skin, but for the content of their character.

folks who value decorum over sincerity

I loved Ellison and his work, and his appearance in the best Scooby Doo (That is, Mystery Incorporated) was...perfect. 

I did the whole game w/ all collectibles and all riddler trophies, but to 100% it you have to *also* do all the challenge levels and get gold. When I realized that, after I’d finally gotten the last riddler trophy I was like....nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoope. 

Though Arkham asylum has stupid rules to 100%, too

I know you meant alliterative, but illiterative is.... strangely perfect. 

As a medical professional (Not a doctor, but still), this fucking offends and infuriates me on a deep deep level.

I mean, I get that you don’t care about what’s actually true, but the original even happened before the election. 

Actually, that depends. Because just replacing the batteries forever is a *bad* thing, you’re supposed to get a new one every 8-10 years, and with replaceable batteries replace them yearly...a lot of people wind up keeping them way past their actual life by replacing batteries indefinitely.

I kind of feel like they were already hesitant from the get-go, though, and not because of the butch-level...wasn’t their first instinct that they thought it would be traumatic for her and didn’t want her to have to play it and when she tried to soldier through it and do it anyway, that’s when they thought she wasn’t…

I feel like wages should just be public records. Want to know if you’re getting paid the same as others? Just look it up. I feel like it would solve a heckuva lot of these sorts of problems.