I’m pretty sure that has to be a mg/dL reading, maybe as “high point” or something; I think HP makes a column analyzer...

Kudos to her for not being willing to take a settlement. Whether it’s silence as a requirement or even just the ol’ “does not admit any wrongdoing” clause, settlements often just aren’t as good as a day in court.

Or a sweet new band name.

I drive an ambulance for a living. Well, technically, my EMT drives 90% of the time. Not the point. Point is: This is actually not necessarily bullshit. At this point in our national conversation, it’s probably bullshit just...well, because. But:

I assume they attended for the same reason I attend weddings: To raid the open bar and to steal silverware.

I’ve heard tell of people leavin’ the greys. Never seen it, myself, but they say that up where it ain’t grey, it’s all light, and there ain’t no more sufferin’. Mebbe some day...

Little Giant ladders are the best ladders. And you might think “Hey, does it really matter?” The answer, surprisingly, is yes it matters. My folks have one...I do not, unfortunately, but the day comes I get a ladder again, it’s 100% going to be a Little Giant.

Little Giant ladders are the best ladders. And you might think “Hey, does it really matter?” The answer,…

Doesn’t this have shades of another situation of supposedly unknown recording and then sale to a media outlet? TMZ wins...Gawker disintegrates?

If you shave your legs, you’re washing them...isn’t shaving cream basically just soap anyway?

Thanks!

You can’t sue for libel for an opinion. You can’t sue for an expert opinion based entirely on disclosed facts. Well, you can, but yippee not supposed to win.

I never go around to finishing S1, but weren’t the Chanels in like jail or TV-version psych ward?

You are buying into the notion that marriage inevitably leads to divorce. It doesn’t. Many marriages don’t lead to divorce at all! And if Person X says Couple A is getting divorced, if they aren’t divorced its fair to criticize them. If Person X says it for awhile “Oh, Steve and Tina are getting divorced”, “OH, did…

Yeah! She never said that! What she said was:

It just seems of all the things to insult tabloids for, them being correct about something seems pretty low on the list, even if they called it early and often. This is a “they were right all along” moment.

I mean, I get it. I get the insulting of tabloids that breathlessly report on imagined scenarios in order to get celebrity fans in checkout lines to impulse buy them.

When I heard he’d had a stripe, it was pretty obvious that this was a “the church decided for him” move.

“No, because I never said punishment is never an end in any cases or for any people.”

I don’t dig super deep into your motivations, except when making the assertion that I don’t believe you said a thing believing it to be true—that is, when I’m accusing you of lying (though I think I’ve also said “Lying to avoid XYZ”, which is one step deeper). I don’t know why you’re lying, I am merely asserting that…

“I too am prepared to see punishment, essentially, as an end, in many cases and for many people.”