If you have a heart and/or a soul, you can’t not love Harry Caray. That’s fucking baseball right there.

Not to mention if he actually would have sprinted to first base on a routine fly out, then people would call him a dick for trying to show up the pitcher or some other bullshit.

I think it tells you nothing about Harper and a lot about the person asking the question.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

Ed Hochuli is, I believe, a lawyer by his full-time profession. So I would have to assume he is lying here.

*crickets*

Yes, Joe Maddon instructed his closer to hit one of the Cardinals batters in the ninth inning of a game midway through September.

look at the big brain on brad

He keeps putting words like “elixir” and “schadenfreude” in the mouths of his kids

Now I want to listen to Soundgarden. Or just look at pictures of Chris Cornell without a shirt.

The undercurrent of humor I thought always elevated his works above his peers; for example, even though Scream 3 is pretty weak overall, what other horror movie would have the balls to follow slashings with a Jay and Silent Bob cameo? (“Connie Fucking Chung!”)