I always come to Deadspin to read about the fall of Tenochtitlan.

Great, now Raiders fans will try and carry Occam’s Razors into each game.

Meh. They've been giving the middle finger to their fans for years.

“Too late, it’s mine.”

Davis: “Do you expect me to lie, Goodellfinger?”

It’s Oakland, so I have a feeling the field is already covered in gold if you get my drift.

Raiders Give Middle Finger To The NFL

When you’ve been actively refusing to field an NFL caliber team for years, is it really a stretch to refuse to color in some numbers while you’re at it?

“Freshmens” - Auburn Education

You know, I was thinking that there is no way she went to Auburn, so how could she be such a passionate fan? But once she starting talking about “putting your freshmens” in, it became clear that she is a model Auburn grad.

Rex Ryan wants to know what her feet look like.

rock and roll ain’t infield pollution

Back in the 80s AC/DC had a lot more respect for grass on the field.

I think you are supposed to call them “differently advantaged” now.

Someone just ate da booty

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

31 years old, in his 4th year in the league, and a Browns castoff? That’s the guy whose star I’m hitching my wagon to.

I’m not surprised Jerry Jones said this, he’s always stuck up for Brandon, even back to when they were kids.

S*** eating grin.

But his teeth. Can’t Jerry afford some whitening strips? Or does he get confused and get white strippers?