Miami Marlins fans throw their hats on the ground because they look like Miami Marlins hats.

Hey, imagine the delay if they were REAL Toronto fans and throwing their jerseys instead.

“I had a bad dream. Edwin Encarnacion gets the hat trick against the Rangers.”

That gif couldn’t be Sharper.

Looks like he learned from the best.

MMQB is the propaganda arm of the NFL. Report their bullshit, show some faux outrage when it burns you to try and trick the reader into thinking you have a shred of journalistic integrity. Then go back to doing the NFL’s PR for them. Klemko knew what he was getting into when he signed up to work for the master of it,…

When the public relations or marketing arm representing an org or a player facilitates access such as this, there is often a verbal agreement that certain details observed in the course of reporting may be negotiated for omission.

Holy shit I would watch NFL: Scared Straight. CC and Sapp could host. Each week you could bring in three notorious NFLers to scream at the rooks!

The objective of gaining access is not to gain more access; it is not an objective in and of itself. What good is gaining access if you’re not going to use it for telling a worthwhile story?

the NFL’s Kim Fields looked my way and said, “that can’t go in the story.” I was torn.

A baseball player upset about being traded AWAY from Toronto. The Aristocrats!

This is nothing compared to what happened later when Drake and Serena engaged in a long, drawn out deuce.

Only if she shits on his chest.

Got a kick out of Bradford saying after the game that it was “nice to take a few hits and be able to get up and know it’s part of the game.” Even Sam Bradford assumes every tackle is going to end his season.

Hi, Roger.

Suggs replied he would do absoultely everything possible to weaken the competition, meaning that there was no way would he intentionally try to stop the Eagles from playing Bradford.

When Bradford was asked if knew what option he was going to choose, he admitted he was torn between getting surgery and letting the ACL heal on its own.

A white sport coat and a green cetacean...he’s all dressed up for the dance.

Also, Munn, & consensually, outpolls Sterger, & solicitously (on the part of Brent).

Jessica Simpson does not understand this post.