“Ours are bigger”

Clark the Bear agrees.

Exactly. Thank you for putting it so succinctly. You can’t call a decision “miserly” if the potential gain is enormous (an extra year of Kris Bryant at less-than-free-agent-money is definitely going to be huge in 2021). By definition, a miserly decision would result in a small gain.

“This kind of direct conversion isn’t really how WAR works”

“For the Cubs, though, the smart (if miserly) decision was to trade a few games of Bryant in 2015 for a full season of him in 2021.”

“They don’t wanna know”

And Smurfs. Or the choking. “Who will think of the choking?!”

Who will think of the Smurfs?

Who said Jeff Ireland is an idiot? He can be busted for solicitation, and for the rest of his life anyone googling “jeff ireland prostitute” will only see Dez Bryant references.

Told ya. Just try and be in any way productive for the rest of the day.

“*Allegedly* killed the president”

Sudetanly and unexpectedly, Michael Bennett appeared on camera.

Enough. We all know that the Seahawks just want lockerroom peace in our time.

“Let me examine each individual frame of the clip, then I’ll decide if that’s really Michael Bennett”

I might just choose to stroke, if she was my only alternative.

Yes. Wisconsin. Classy.

Thanks to political correctness, nothing is.

29 year old in a frat who’d never been laid, and calls his family members as soon as possible after eating chics out? And I thought Wisconsin was weird because they like to wear cheeseheads to football games....

That’s what his uncle Vern told him when he took him behind the woodshed in rural Wisconsin.

Seems like they’ve done a little alumni outreach.