But never proceeds into the first week of January.

They also like their junk, or what the rest of us refer to as “Bills football”.

But watching Bills football leaves the same taste in one's mouth, so there's that.

That person will come to regret their decision. The one in the McCoy jersey, I mean.

He was probably wishing it was at halftime.

Or "Without those 17 penalties, we would've won that game"

How else is one supposed to get through a Bills game? In *Buffalo*.

2019? Try 2017.

Having his wife show up should’ve been all the talk Tannehill needed. Have you seen her?

If the New York Post doesn’t steal this, they should just stop printing.

He certainly has *a* gut. Beer, I’m guessing.

For once, the Dolphins finish first in something. First HC canning of the year.

I hope your role in the school system is as a janitor.

Jumping upside down onto a table is no more masochistic than watching Bills games.

Indeed. It’s hard to cash a claim after suicide.

That’s exactly what Rex Ryan said when the Bills put an HC contract in front of him.

Bills have had reason to do a lot of facepalming for the last decade and a half, so I don’t think hands to the face is more common, at least for them.

To emphasize his point, Rex had a tattoo of a yellow flag placed right next to what used to be his tattoo of Sanchez and his #6 jersey, and what will be his former tattoo of someone in a blue jersey also wearing #6.

“Turnovers? Apple, please!”

I doubt that. As a huge Bills fan (I know, I know....) they don’t look any better than the 7-9 or 6-10 duds they’ve fielded this entire century. At least before when they had no talent you could cheer for them on a lovable-loser basis, but their current stacked and well-paid roster delivering eggs doesn’t exactly fall…