Did he somehow get what’s left of Ron Washington’s stash?

“Browns players want Johnny Manziel back”

-everybody in Florida under 65

“I strenuously object”

Revere forgot he doesn’t play for the Phillies anymore.

“God and I resent that”

Regardless of what you’ve seen in the above comments attempting to justify the decision, you will see this fail far, far, far, far more often than it will work. NFL defensive players are fast and can close quickly. The only way this really should be done is what’s referred to as a “hook and lateral” play, which is…

Warren Sapp wants to meet that one.

Won’t even be the worst play in the Jests’ *season*.

Which edition? The first or the 10,000th?

Pete Carroll was overjoyed at Marshall’s characterization of the attempted lateral, and strongly hopes it sticks.

“I resent that”

I’d bet on him trying again and reaching the top before I’d bet on the Browns in the SB.

I think there’s a word for that in Cleveland: “gameday”.

Exactly. As opposed to....areas that *aren’t* a pit?

The saddest part is that broken legs heal. What the Browns are, can’t heal or end.

So sad. That kid actually looks *enthused* to be taking a picture of himself with Geno Smith. Even though he’s wearing a jersey, I wonder how well he can really know the Jests?

Nice that Pete Carroll still finds the time to keep in touch with his old conference.

Is he texting any of his illegitimate kids?

“Former Raiders Chief Executive Officer Amy Trask said the players have a good incentive to approve the credit. New facilities generate more revenue, which in turn raises the league-wide team salary cap.”