This is EXACTLY what my black ass needed after this week. God bless you Tiny Tim. God, I hope you enjoy your Christmas dinner.

Facts? Fuck your facts, I'd rather be irrationally upset at a perceived slight!

White Fragility is a Bitch

And?

Yes there is. They would abuse that power. Full stop.

This is not how the law works.

Supremely well said.

Accidentally? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Obviously. I'd rather watch Scottie's Blazers over any 23 for 58 Kobe shit show any given day.

How does the other half live?

Not looking Trump in the eye during is not fucking, it's a glory hole. This is a cop out. And must be incorporated into the rules. So, basically, "no" across the board. Which is good, because God no.

I think it’s obvious that the only working muscles above his waist are his neck, shoulders, biceps, and mouth.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuk that nonsense. Do substances. I, a life long manic depressive, am currently in my office on THC infused chocolate and feeling wonderful. I dare the CDC to recommend otherwise. YOU HERE THAT, CDC?? I FUCKING DARE YOU!

“to prevent the impending one-on-one between Diego Costa and Thibaut Courtois”

Seriously, tho. Do you even toke, Gizmodo?

You forgot to tell us where to score weed and hash oil and brownies.

This doesn’t come in Afro??? WHITE PRIVILEGE!!

Overly privileged white people learn the terrifying fact that life is about compromise, can’t deal.

In other words, humans are petty fucks who are incapable of knowing what they want at any given time and will choose their partners on some bullshit. Got it. Thanks.

Somehow got elected? Seems pretty fucking obvious to me why he’s so electable.