Why does it have to be Baby Hitler, why not Art student Hitler? Its like a two-fer.

Do rapists ever admit that they are, in fact, rapists? Like say “yes, I see now that what I did was rape, and I feel so much shame and remorse”

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

drake can stop whining about good girls because he could literally afford millions of them.

Bear Meets Moron

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

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