“as studios have been quick to distance themselves from the growing list of bad boys being outed in press reports”

He looked so much better with some pigment IMO.

Apparently our President believes this is what he signed up for

apparently decided to spare Fredette the ass-whupping his actions so thoroughly courted

Would it be different if you didn’t have three daughters?

Four — 4! — of my imbecilic conservative friends and family shared this today because, “even libtards are admitting that Trumpcare works.”

It really is and Kimmel is quite adept at playing on the ignorance of the general public. For example:

You’d think they’d get it when told, but sadly a significant portion of the US population is actively, willfully ignorant and will not accept news, information, education that contradicts their mindset.

Okay, let me make sure I’m unpacking this correctly as a Canadian.

Actually in this case neither. You get what Kimmel was doing right?

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

I’d love to be there when they’re bragging about their great health coverage and someone finally says to them, “You just signed up for Obamacare, you moron.”

They really are just extremely stupid, aren’t they?

We are talking about the people Facebooking and Tweeting him being imbeciles. There is no Trumpcare. It is Obamacare. He is trolling these people into visiting the website, signing up, and seeing that the program isn’t the work of the devil like they have been propagandized too. But they all think it is this amazing…

Eh. They were missing Horford tonight too. I’d call this a good win.

He would be on anticoagulants. It has been done before, but playing football on those drugs is dangerous and it would be very hard to hide that unless he was seeing a doctor on the side and never revealed it. That would have all kinds of implications including voiding his health and life insurance policies. I think…

Pre-existing injury? You mean like playing in the NFL?

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020: