Perhaps you spend all day on Twitter or are a close follower of Indianapolis Colts beat writers

Kelly works for trump. He’s a disgrace to the uniform. Fuck John Kelly. If you stand there and take what this despicable shit is selling, you deserve nothing but fucking derision.

I dunno, man. At a time when the violence and destruction of sports is an ongoing discussion, this is definitely news. And even without that discussion, a professional keeper dying from an on-field collision is news. And video of the event is news. I respect your position, and I know the feeling of not wanting to…

Right here

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

A couple of years ago me and my brother were at the AFC Championship game in Foxboro. There were these drunk assholes(unbelievable, I know) standing in front of us for the whole game. The guys in the row behind us, one of which looked like what would happen if Sasquatch got fucked by a Viking, was getting more and…

Hillary Swank? Really? I mean, his form wasn’t that good, but OK...

Another handy tip for avoiding Nazis on Twitter: don’t use Twitter.

I am trying to be

Nationals Now Available to Attend White House Thunder Nationals.

Stolen from random on Twitter: “You can take the Nationals out of the Capital, but you can’t take the Capitals out of the Nationals”

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

You are a terrorist.

Our path ahead is lit by the burned bridges behind us

Ford Flex Ecoboost. The anti-CUV. Designed with a ruler and not remotely lozenge shaped. 365hp stock. Three useful rows. I think they’re hilarious and have seriously considered one just for the “Did that blue refrigerator just smoke me off the light?” reaction.

“Used Magnums”

Same! Why not call them both :) :)

Thanks, I am Pretty Cool

It always has been. Men condescend disproportionately to women. Now that young women are, on average, more educated than men, and men are still explaining stuff we already know to us on a regular basis, this is getting named and called out.