You misspelled “worst.”

No

Reche Caldwell nods, eyes wide in agreement.

“I cheer for injuries because I’m an unrepentant anus”

Didn’t the military fight for our ability to kneel for the national anthem? For the freedom to do whatever we want (unless it harms someone else)?

Nice job missing the point.

It’s honestly not intended as a shot or dig of any sort. I debated whether to include that bit, but I felt like, if I was gonna include Del Rio’s statement, I had to include PFT’s finding, that what Del Rio said doesn’t reflect the complete truth. And I felt like I couldn’t blog about Lynch sitting for the national…

for the sexual thrill

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

I love these articles but being a Patriots fan it’s always such a bummer having to wait so long for you guys to get to them.

I want some of what you’re smoking. I sure am glad the Japanese came along to show us that powersliding was fun! Before DOOORRRRIFFFTO came along, nobody ever did that in the snow, or in movies, or on the Dukes of Hazzard, or in Sprint car racing or motorcycle dirt track (on Harleys).

“You wouldn’t even have half of the current car culture in the US today if Japanese respected that 25mph speed limit in the mountains.”

DARTZ loses this round, as The Beast this year was installed with whale penis for its interior.

Pittsburgher here: He could have been wearing a replica Hines Ward jersey bought at Kohl’s 16 years ago.

I guess you could say he was hoist by his own petard, if by “petard” you mean “giant skateboard” and “hoist” you mean “knocked the fuck out.”

Those benches cleared with all the enthusiasm of a middle school gym class pairing up for the week where they square dance in gym.

Today I Didn’t Learn: who Clay Travis is.

Could be the opening scene of his own personal Falling Down.

creating the perfect Fox–Trump–Fox confirmation loop.

I call this entire ensemble the “What would happen if Rodney Dangerfield and a bloated, possibly mumps-infected Andrew McCarthy reproduced a fully grown man?” look.