I love these articles but being a Patriots fan it’s always such a bummer having to wait so long for you guys to get to them.

I want some of what you’re smoking. I sure am glad the Japanese came along to show us that powersliding was fun! Before DOOORRRRIFFFTO came along, nobody ever did that in the snow, or in movies, or on the Dukes of Hazzard, or in Sprint car racing or motorcycle dirt track (on Harleys).

“You wouldn’t even have half of the current car culture in the US today if Japanese respected that 25mph speed limit in the mountains.”

DARTZ loses this round, as The Beast this year was installed with whale penis for its interior.

Pittsburgher here: He could have been wearing a replica Hines Ward jersey bought at Kohl’s 16 years ago.

I guess you could say he was hoist by his own petard, if by “petard” you mean “giant skateboard” and “hoist” you mean “knocked the fuck out.”

My job is to test jet engines in flight, and we’ll shut them down and restart them in flight 60 times in a single day so that pilots like you never have to, or to make sure you can do so safely if you need to. It’s gratifying hearing comments like yours. It helps make it feel worthwhile.

Posts like this make me wish there was a way to remove stars...

It’s almost as if you don’t know what causes turbulence...

Those benches cleared with all the enthusiasm of a middle school gym class pairing up for the week where they square dance in gym.

Today I Didn’t Learn: who Clay Travis is.

Could be the opening scene of his own personal Falling Down.

Sorry but I can’t stand when people say they “seen” something. Ugh...

creating the perfect Fox–Trump–Fox confirmation loop.

Does the story of John Heard death not deserve its own post?

Not a baby’s face!!! That made me laugh. Out loud.

Preach that truth

I call this entire ensemble the “What would happen if Rodney Dangerfield and a bloated, possibly mumps-infected Andrew McCarthy reproduced a fully grown man?” look.