You called?

Individual sports can be a tough sell in the US, and maybe Canada too but I never know what the hell they’re doing up there. We’re very team oriented, probably because we like seeing people work together but mostly because there’s more opportunity for collisions both inadvertant and advertant (very very advertant is…

That’s the dude that ate Neil Diamond

But does he wipe standing up like a gotdamn savage?

I’ve always been a huge (yuge) sports fan, I played 3 sports in HS and one in college and got paid to play one for a short time. I’ve never tried gymnastics and don’t know a single person who has, I think the problem is there’s a very very very small portion of the population that can relate to gymnastics. It’s cool…

I know I’m not the only one in the military who watches this stuff and just feels sorry for people and how stupid, simple and misguided they can be. However when I hear a veteran embarass themselves in front of the oath they took (likely several times) it’s a special kind of head shaking shame.

I’m not up on emojis, what is this? The drumpf family Coats of Arms?

It does other great stuff too! Like screw single parents by among other things taking away the ‘head of household’ filing status, unless of course you’re a single parent making over $450,000, then your rates will go down.

No more closeups of Trump’s head with articles, it’s making me sick.

-But with no real evidence and wild, uninformed theories the comments section is closing in.

Nice, but you should have delivered the coup de spair by then asking them to name 5 Patriots.

Yeah but they missed whale’s vagina.

“A lot of us military folks take that personal to heart,”

Let’s hope the FBI finds pizza sauce on some of that $$$$$.

Whatever, I never thought it would be possible to have a president who’s opinion on any and all subjects is absolutely meaningless.

You may be referring to something else but I can connect my computer via bluetooth to the echo and stream any music I want to it.

Classic question for James Neal from Twitter a few years ago - “when you go into a corner and there are 3 people, and you only have 2 elbows, how do u decide which one gets kneed?”