Yeah but they missed whale’s vagina.

“A lot of us military folks take that personal to heart,”

Let’s hope the FBI finds pizza sauce on some of that $$$$$.

Whatever, I never thought it would be possible to have a president who’s opinion on any and all subjects is absolutely meaningless.

Classic question for James Neal from Twitter a few years ago - “when you go into a corner and there are 3 people, and you only have 2 elbows, how do u decide which one gets kneed?” 

The thing you don’t hear alot about tipping pitches is a lot of hitters don’t like it / don’t want it and some say it’s a good way to get kilt (kilt I tell ya). When someone tips you Kimbrel is going down and away with a curve and he comes up and in with the heater it’s a take two knees for Jesus moment.

“Teabag Paulus”

Gergich? Sorry that’s a Jerry, or is it Gary? Forget it.

If he had tripped and fell trying to take that shot I think it’s even odds all the players would have raised their hands over their heads out of pure habit and mobbed the ref demanding a PK.

“...you gotta really ask yourself and find a quick answer to whether or not you’re dealing with a funny mothafucka or a crazy mothafucka. All you know is that it’s a hopeful mothafucka who’s looking for a contemporaneous mothafucka to possibly box a round with.”

I completely agree that the anthem has no place in our sporting events but what he said about not being able to turn around and walk away once the anthem started is legitimate. He claims he didn’t want to be seen by the cameras but once he was his only/best option was to do what he did. The faux patriotism fox news…

Is there a button for the pod bay doors?

Can only hope.

This isn’t the first time he’s been a voice of sanity in that sea of stupidity. One example:

Damn, part of me was hoping Gen Kelly understood what the oath he’s been taking since Quantico actually meant.

Cruz is just waiting to see which way it goes before saying anything, the slimy fuck.

Who the hell is this person and why are you publishing her diary?

You’re right, this has nothing to do with the Muslim ban and “he’s not smart enough to....” should be the title of his memoirs (postmortem??) when he’s finally purged from the House.