“There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship,”

Ohhh shiiiit, that went down betwixt the wickets and came up through the basement entrance where the cup don’t runneth over, poor boy got straight up brained.

Last week some Brown’s player got Gronked, now this poor bastard is the filling in a bitch slap sammich, is this a Madden sub-curse?

I realize these guys had permission but there are uncontrolled airports all over the country with no control tower and I’ve seen kids (or 75 year olds I guess) out in the middle of the night taking advantage of the runways. I was landing one night and saw headlights going like a raped ape left to right on a crossing…

You have to be careful here, if you end up exercising your right and taking matters into your own hands by punching the clown with a five knuckle shuffle you might hold your own at first but eventually the police will depose the perp (you). You’re always better off tending to your affairs by slapping the clown,…

He was good but not elite.

“We has addressed the matter.”

Is anyone competent? These people need a bus not a car.

I’m just glad all those eyesores were on the shirts team.

1st generation Flux Capacitor

Where do Shrute bucks fall in this exchange?

“...authorized to perform work inside and outside of the detention center....”

I made the mistake of clicking on that twitter link up there and made the bigger mistake of scrolling down and reading some comments. Only positive is it reminded me why I’m not on twitter.

I wonder if there was any thought of scrapping the article and just publishing that letter from ‘SMS’.

“Aaron Hernandez got his conviction voided by killing himself. That was like the Tuck Rule of murder.”

Susan moved from Houston to Quincy, her initials are SWS and now she’s a fuckin Pats fan.

Pelosi should call him and tell him to tweet that he’s resigning.

Thanks, that looks pretty handy, I’ll have to mess around with it.

You know you’re right, I haven’t given the Yankees much thought in many years (cause they suck) so we need a little jumpstart, but it’s not real until Sale buzzes someone’s tower resulting in the benches paying visits and Pedroia breaking Judge down shot gun style.