She’s hosting it, she’s got ribs and chicken wings covered in hot sauce at all times.

Fuck all that. If someone’s taking off his shoes in preparation to fight, I’m stealing him while he’s doing it.

A-yo Amy Schumer just got her ass handed to her on the real though! Sad thing about this fight is that there was more action in that 2:00 minute clip than there will be in the entire Mayweather vs McGregor fight on Saturday.

Shit was always brutal. I haven’t seen a gal beat another gal like that since Mario Lopez was on the cover of nearly every trapper keeper.

I saw the headline and was prepared to make some comment about how it is not OK to beat up racists for just being racist. But then I watched the video and saw the alleged racist actually assaulted her, and that she gave her fair warning that she was gonna defend herself if she did. That was awesome. Good on her for…

I know she caught a “L” the other day, but yall might wanna watch how yall talk to Rhonda Rousey lol.

yeah anyone who while casually taking off her shoes tells you - in a calm voice (and in a way that establishes a clear legal basis for a claim of self-defense- “I am taking off my shoes in case she puts her hands on me so I can defend myself”, is NOT someone you want to be provoking. She’s been there, done that, and…

When I was little I was over my nana’s house and I was teasing her dog...this really gentle beagle.... with a treat until he finally leaped up and bit me. I started screaming and was all upset at the dog, and my nana just looked at me and was like, ‘Well, what did you expect? Be angry at yourself for teasing the dog…

Most people also don’t really know what it feels like to take a punch and are totally shocked by it. That’s why most real fights are over in seconds. Whoever lands the first really solid hit wins.

Sometimes you gotta let people collect their earnings. Brother realized she had the proper appetite and let her eat all dem sandwiches.

She’s earned her seat. H.A.M.

I don’t know. I’ve been wrong before, but she sounds like she has a black baby daddy who acted a fool and she’s raising her tan child with the help of his sisters and mama who always knew he wasn’t shit.

She told the camera she was taking her shoes off in the event Blue Dress put her hands on her she could defend…

Tell her we’re fine on potato salad, though, because..well.. look, we could always use more ice. This Crown ain’t gonna cool itself.

Looked like he was scoring the fight,the whole thing was fucking perfect am I wrong?

Yo, she can come through to the cookout ANY TIME.

That was so many rights that she ended up home twice.

Colleen Dagg is officially invited to all the cookouts.

Even when he isn’t the MVP I dunno if there’s a question as to who is the best. He’s basically LeBron.

I think at this point the question isn’t “is Trout the best player in baseball today?” but rather “how good of a chance does he have at being the best player ever?”