TBH, I occasionally fall down the rabbit hole that is the YouTube Raw Vegan community (I am not vegan or raw), so I have been following Freelee and Durianrider for a while (form afar, I refuse to subscribe). They are batshit crazy, and I am filled with glee that the rest of the world is being exposed to this weird…

Agreed. It’s a special kind of crazy, and it has absolutley nothing to do with the election nightmare occupying far too much of my headspace right now. This stupid little vegan feud is actually kind of refreshing.

Too small to read! What’s going on??

I would never visit their page or their videos, but this has seriously become my favorite Jez feature. These people are lunatics!

As an Australian, I’d just like to apologise for that knuckle fucker. We’re not all as uncouth and feral as they are, I promise!

Yeah, it looks like he really cares about his girlfriend.

Honestly. If I knew my husband used those terms in reference to me, I’d be mortified.

At first I resisted the glory of this saga.

I keep watching this and it makes me laugh harder every time.

“People say I’m a homophobe. I guarantee you that I’ve got more gay friends than you, and I get more gay people writing to me asking me for advice than you ever will in your entire life.”

Is “fake natty shitcunt” anything like “lentil-loving lesbian shitass”?

Reading that instagram description

Are there any more romantic words in an Instagram caption than “ride bareback” and “blow loads?”

I have been all over the comments on these stories chanting “not all vegans,” but lemme just say this: Durianrider is a douche canoe of the highest order. Nothing out of Harley’s mouth has ever needed to be said. He makes terrible hair decisions:

Correct me if I’m wrong: but this shitshow has become the best thing on Jezebel as of late.

Obviously, I can’t choose my skin color. I mean, I try and get darker every day—I wish I had black skin, but I can’t choose that. If I could go out today and buy black skin for a hundred thousand bucks, boom, I would buy it. Because I prefer that skin color!

My reaction to literally every sentence in this post.

At least he’s nice enough to sterilize himself.

Who are these shit-cunts, and are they compatible with shitasses? Because I’m currently single.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but shit-cunt seems like something you should see your doctor about.