Um, it didn't air yet, how is this already up….?

Yeah, I like that theory… He did agree to back Dodd's "Butcher" story, which led me to believe he's a super-loyal foot solider (and maybe he WAS), but then after all this fallout from that lie…. I could see Hanzee snapping out of it, and snapping in general, and deciding to kill the asshole that caused all this…

Yeah I dunno… Unless I missed it, hasn't Hanzee been Dodd's man for a really long time? So unless Dodd JUST turned racist, I figured Hanzee would be numb to Dodd's idiotic remarks by now. To go thru all that trouble tracking him down, killing innocent people, just to pop him in the head in the heat of the moment, thus…

Yeah, that felt a little off to me as well. And then Hanzee comes in, oh they're def dead now! Oh he shoots Dodd instead. But NOW he'll kill them! Oh haircut instead. It just felt like a SLIGHTLY strained string of events to keep the Blumquists alive, but I'll buy it since it was so damn enjoyable.

I noticed the saw blade (which, right, of COURSE she fell on that…) but she still got up pretty quickly. Then when they checked her wound later they also explicitly showed teeth/bite-marks. And then the fever and all the other symptoms, whatever, she was on her way to zombie-ville. They really, REALLY, need to start…

I'm getting absolutely sick of all the deaths on this show caused by, very simply, very obviously, almost stupidly so: poor clothing decisions. Wear layers, thick jackets, tuck everything in, no skin exposed. Is that really out of the realm of possibility? Oh it's hot in Georgia? Yeah I guess I'd rather be dead than…

Deanna fell for like, what, 3 seconds? Around, what, 1 or 2 walkers? And they managed to sneak a quick bite in? This fuckin' show…. Hey sorry, Deanna. Maybe if your name was in the opening credits, you could have survived such insurmountable odds as that!

Phew.

This looks like another one of those movies that looks INSTANTLY dated before it even comes out. Like that other Frankenstein movie with Aaron Eckhart, I forget what it's called. I feel like same way about those Percy Jackson movies, that Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters movie, Clash of the Titans remakes, I dunno, a…

This could be good, BUT…. if they go CGI-heavy and little/no practical, well then fuck it. The practical effects in the original made the movie. Those things were awesomely gross and creepy.

And we all know all women in the 70's carried around shears in the purses!

But when he got out of the car he DID take some sort of bag with him. Next cut his hands were empty though, not sure if that was an editing error or….

Jeff Tweedy/Wilco, now White Denim. These Fargo producers have good taste in musicians. Who's next??

Oh def. I think they did the same thing in an earlier episode this season where Jeff Tweedy/Wilco covered another classic song from another classic Coen Bros. movie. I'd take the 20-30 seconds to look it up, but…..ya know…

Well that was a fast confirmation, thanks. I love hearing my little-known under appreciated indie bands in big fancy shows like this!

Was that White Denim doing the cover of "Just Dropped In" at the end? Sounded like the lead singer's voice. Or maybe it was Bop English? Same singer. (Constant Bop - Great album btw)

See you April 15th, folks!

Oh. Should have made other movies then, Petey boy! I was already done with this Tolkien world after Fellowship, so I may be a little biased. But seriously, even those who liked the LOTR trilogy, did you really want 3 more fucking identical movies? This guy made Dead Alive, let him get back to some cool shit like that…

How did you like The Ewok Adventure though?

Ok Ok, ONE better thing. Although c'mon, the Ewoks are friggin' cute and you wanted one as a pet.