That sales chart doesn’t track Amazon or digital, the two outlets which sell it. Of course it isn’t on there.

During its first week on sale in Japan, Wii U exclusive Devil’s Third didn’t make the top fifty on the sales chart. Number fifty, Yokai Watch 2, sold 1,006 copies. Guess that means Devil’s Third didn’t even sell a thousand copies! Correction, 8:06 AM: As pointed out by several Kotaku commenters, Devil’s Third isn’t in…

Used the wrong phone.

Halo 1 set the pace for the shooters to come. Halo 2 had unprecedented clan integration. Then it all sorta fell to shit.

Ape hangers.

Note to self: Don’t use Mecum auctions.

I cannot disagree with that. Especially when the Buick engineers decided to get a little crazy with their baby:

That just looks like a fat Prowler.

Chrysler should feel awful for not making the production version look like this.

Keeping a low profile is one thing, but riding around in an early 90s Hyundai is way too “sleeper” for me.

Of course it was Philly. Can we disown that city?

How long before people realize that the software will be infinitely downloadable to all the phones and the cheap plastic (the only part that is in fact in limited quantities) will just be one-upped by a fan that makes a much more convincing-looking prop out of cardboard?

Why are people still buying the PS4 at current rates? What exclusives are there that are worth anything? I mean, I can understand it selling because not everyone games on PC and Xbox One is definitely not for everyone but... to keep on pace when Sony has been sucking SO HARD (Microsoft isn’t doing much better) at…

Yay a gear indicator.

My neck just got several shades more red from watching this. It also whitened my trash.

This just combined a bunch of things I had little to no interest in into a giant ball of amazement. I must see this now.

Little green!

Makes me think of this.